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Microsoft Not Equipped for Equipt

Microsoft's newest offering, previously code named "Albany" or rather optimistically "Valuebox" has been announced.  It is.......Equipt.  Now, Equipt is a real word, but not the common spelling.  What weEquipt find funny is that when you type "Equipt" into Microsoft Office products it gets flagged with that little red wavy line underneath it indicating it is misspelled.MicrosoftEquipt   

Here is the company line on the chosen name: "The name comes from the idea that the package will help customers "equip their PC with a core set of services", said Bryson Gordon, a group product manager for Microsoft Office. "It resonated well with customers in testing."  We're guessing these are the same "consumers" that thought the whole Vista thing resonated too.  What Mr. Gordon doesn't say is that once you get those core services you have to pay licensing fees for them year after year or they turn off.  In other words, Equipt rhymes with ripped, if you get our meaning

While there are worse names out there, Equipt fails several items on the SMILE & SCRATCH test and does not get our blessing, or our business.


Alexandra sheds some Light on naming in Smart Money

Asked & Answered: Marketing Multiple Businesses

June 24, 2008


QUESTION: Your Oct. 30, 2007, article described people who run multiple businesses. My problem is a little different. I am a freelance writer offering business- and career-writing services. Last year, I also started a direct-sales business (selling health and wellness products). How do I incorporate the range of services I offer under one umbrella and market it in a way that is cost-effective, but not confusing to the client? What business name should I consider? —Gloria Brown, Menifee, Calif.

ANSWER: Essentially, you want to be a one-woman conglomerate, tying together seemingly unrelated businesses into one neat package. Even big-name companies with lots of marketing muscle (think Altria (MO), Time Warner (TWX) and Tyco (TYC)) have run into trouble doing this successfully at times.

As a small-business owner with limited resources, you'll face even more challenges. The biggest hurdle? Explaining to potential customers what it is, exactly, that you're selling. "To get momentum, you really have to narrow your message, so someone says 'Oh, I get that, you're talking to me,'" says John Jantsch, a marketing coach and founder of Duct Tape Marketing in Kansas City, Mo. "When you start adding things on, it starts getting hard to explain to people what you do."

Of course, many entrepreneurs tack on a new line of products or services to complement an existing business — and, in some cases, that works well. For instance, a popular restaurant might open up a kitchen store that sells appliances, cookbooks and food items that would logically appeal to its customer base. But when the two businesses are dissimilar, it's the "classic sushi bar and bait shop" scenario, Jantsch says. "That's always going to be a challenge."

Some entrepreneurs dig deep to find a link. When Cindy Light wanted to combine her two services — she's a fashion consultant, plus an expert on Chinese business etiquette — she turned to a business-name expert for help. Alexandra Watkins, founder of Eat My Words, a San Francisco firm that specializes in memorable names, reasoned that both services help make Light's clients look like superstars, both personally and professionally. So she suggested that Light use her evocative last name to tie the services together. Light has since named the business Cindy Light and plans to use the tagline "Making you shine" in her marketing materials.


Unfortunately, in your case, there appear to be too few links between your professional-writing services and your direct-sales business. "I can't imagine a way to combine these two together, and for it not to be confusing," Watkins says. As many conglomerates have found, trying to operate unrelated businesses under one big heading can lead to customer confusion — and make it difficult to focus resources and manage the company effectively.
For the time being, you might try building both businesses separately, and if it's too draining on your time, energy and bottom line to do both, "then just make a determination which one you really think has the best potential," Jantsch advises.

Got a question? Send us an email at Editors@smSmallBiz.com. Due to the volume of questions we receive, we are not able to answer all questions. Questions that are selected for publication may be edited for length and clarity.

Taco Bell Gets Jiggy With It - Find Your Rap Name, Flyboy

In a strange and very very square attempt to get some ink, Taco Bell has " challenged" 50Cent to change his name to, wait for it.......79, 89 or 99Cent, which is the cost on the new Taco Bell fine dining "Why Pay More" value menu (without a question mark, BTW)..  Riiiiight. 50Cent is not amused.Taco_bell_think_outside_the_bun_large

Oh, but the squareness gets worse.  You can go to this website and find the " Why Pay Mo' " (yes, they said Mo') Rhyme Generator, get your own  "Rap Name", created by giving your first name, favorite Taco Bell Treat, and identifying yourself as (OMG) a ("homeboy" or "flygirl").  Geez, could they be whiter?  For the record our "rap name" is E-NOR-MOUS M. Taste.

We think Taco Bell thought too far outside the bun here.

In case other companies want to try this, we have some suggestions:

Current Name Possible New Name
Black Eyed Peas Birdseye Peas
Blackalicious Bubblicious
Dr Dre Dr Pepper
Eve Summer's Eve
Jay Z La-Z Boy
LL Cool J LL Cool Whip
Salt-N-Pepa Salt-N-Pep Boys
Wu Tang Clan Wu Orange Tang Clan
E-40 WD-40
Yo Yo Yo Yoplait

Alexandra featured speaker at City Club of SF "Secrets of Success" series

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Next Tuesday afternoon. Alexandra will be the featured speaker at the City Club of San Francisco for their "Secrets of Success" series. She was invited to talk there after someone on the board heard her speak on how she broke into the naming business through some quick thinking on a Match.com date. Alexandra will be telling this hysterical story and many others (writing letters to prisoners in high school, launching the first line of retro greeting cards with Paper Moon Graphics, a juicy story of poetic justice for a boss who fired her 23 years ago, and more). Below is the copy from the announcement that the  City Club sent out...

Alexandra Watkins is the creative visionary behind Eat My Words, an innovative naming firm known for developing brand names that generate buzz and revenue. While she started out specializing in things that make people fat and drunk, her clients quickly discovered that she also had a talent for naming things you don't put in your mouth. Since then, her firm has generated countless evocative names and taglines for clients including Frito-Lay, Altec-Lansing, Guthy-Renker, Glu, THX, Clorox, The Sydney Opera House, Del Monte, and Stanford University. Her recent successes include a chain of frozen yogurt stores called Spoon Me, a home cleaning robot named Neato, a social networking site for investors called Cake Financial, and a nationally-advertised bacon cheeseburger, which ironically must remain nameless. (Hint: it was inspired by a Schwarzenegger movie.)

Throughout her colorful 20+ year career in branding and advertising, Alexandra, whose education includes an entire semester of community college, has used her unabashed creativity, charm, and fearless attitude to open doors, scale walls, and create endless business opportunities for herself. Her highly entertaining stories of success and perseverance will inspire you to tap into your own creativity and try bold and unexpected approaches to any personal or professional challenge you face. 

 

$35 for members/$45 for non-members

San Francisco City Club

155 Sansome Street

The Stock Exchange Tower

San Francisco, California 94104

 

RSVP to 415.362.2480 or reservations@cityclubsf.com

This BS Brand Didn't Bear Up

Our friends at Cake Financial (a company that Eat My Words named), have a post on their dishy blog Cake concerning the recent bad news about Bear Stearns.  (While on the subject, we are enjoying "The Slice", Cake Financial's weekly market summary video starring Steve and Sven that is funny and destined for Internet immortality.) Bsclogo_3 The Bear Stearns financial fallout resulted in a reduction in market cap from the 52 week high of $21.7 billion on April 25, 2007, to a low of $386 million on March 17, 2008 .

What ultimately will happen with the firm started by  Joseph Bear and Robert Stearns in 1923 is not yet clear, but it is safe to say it will not ever recapture it's prominent position on wall street, it's market value, or (the ultimate point of this post), it's brand value.

As recently as the third quarter of 2007, Corebrand ranked Bear Stearns #429  in it's regular BrandPower Rankings ( Between US Bancorpand Deutsche Bank, to put it in perspective).  According to Corebrand, BrandPower is "a single-score measure of the size and quality (familiarity and favorability) of a company’s reputation.  It’s a measure of brand equity presented in both historical and competitive context. " 

Our guess is that it will most likely (O.K., for sure) drop off the list altogether next time CoreBrand does their rankings.

While this is an extreme example, a significant portion of the aforementioned market cap freefall can be attributed to the intangible value of Bear Stearns which includes its "brand".

Perhaps Bear Stearns will take the time honored path of changing its name to distance itself from its own past, or just quietly fold into the paternal hands of its savior, JP Morgan.  If you want to change your name and rebuild a new brand, Bear Stearns, we're here for you.  Eat My Words specializes in creating names that score immediate (to use CoreBrand's words) familiarity and favorability.  We're all about helping a company build its brand from the start with a name that creates buzz, which creates publicity, which creates business, which creates revenue, which creates brand value. 

To put it mathematically:

EMW = ROI